Thoughts of revenge? Have you visited Crazytown?
Have you been to CrazyTown? I hope you didn't stay for long but I would love to hear about any thoughts you had while you were residing in the land of rage. Misery (and craziness) loves company. Sometimes just writing them down is enough to laugh and make you move on. (I'm not encouraging you to follow through on any of these, please don't make your family bail you out of jail.)
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My favorite one was having a couple of big, strong guys (think Mr. T) hold him down while someone tattoos the words "Cheater" and "Liar" and maybe even "STD" on his forehead. I fantasized that if I only I had some mob connections, I could make this happen. Lucikily, I have no such connections. I did, in then end, leave the crazy-making in fantasy-land, thankfully.
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ReplyDeleteI have two words...Miralax and urine...but I will not elaborate for my own protection ;)
ReplyDeleteThat sounds intriguing. I dream of putting a scarlet A on my husband's mid-life crisis motorcycle. He'd probably think that it stood for Awesome and keep it.
DeleteSo funny that I am googling Miralax and urine to find out whatever satisfying revenge that was....cant fins it at all......dang
ReplyDeleteI envision making a delicious cocktail. Cranberry juice covers the taste of anything.
DeleteOK fine...he spent the night out one night and in sneaking back in the next morning before the kids woke up, tapped on the door because he didn't know if the alarm was on. I heard him, but enjoyed a cup of coffee for 15 minutes before I let him in. After my delightful cup, I emptied an entire bottle of miralax into the rest of it (I was assured by an md that it would not cause lasting harm) and stirred until dissolved. Then I let him in and read the paper while he had 2 cups. Later that day he once again snuck off with his whore and hopefully pooped his pants.
DeleteAlso, I peed in his favorite shoes.
You had me at peed in his shoes. I don't know you but I think I love you. I might be switching teams.
Delete:) Desperate times...
Deletewhen I found out my husband of 11 years had been having an affair with my 10 year younger 2nd cousin for over a year I was glad because he was an abusive asshole who I had wanted to leave me for years BUT I was furious at the fool I had been made of to our whole town so I sent an anonymous letter to her employer (Limited Too) that said she was on drugs and selling drugs and they needed to give her a drug test (she really was on drugs and I knew that) and they fired her and she lost her brand new car she had just bought and they got evicted from their apartment and I have to say it FELT grand. LOL He was a total sociopath who always had a woman to take care of him I was that fool for a long time
ReplyDeleteI'm living up to my vindictive bitch moniker but GOOD, she got what she deserved. I hope she never drives a new car again and she ends up living in a cardboard box.
DeleteI created an email account emma.g.ledvinaisawhore@_- and was about to email her mother all of the emails that she sent to my husband and the threatening emails and texts that she sent me. Then I deleted that email account- sometimes when I have a glass of wine or 2 I actually act on things so it was safest to get rid of it. I had pictures of her too because she emailed a bunch to my husband ha!
ReplyDeleteLol. It would be so great to share with the world the disgusting things these whores do but I know we have to rise above it.... So boring but I guess that's the right sane thing to do. It's fun to dream about getting revenge though!
DeleteI've enjoyed your blog...my heart goes out to you (I think cheating is THE worst possible sin) and I hope you find peace soon.
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