Shove Your Email Where the Sun Doesn't Shine

I love when you're going about your day, almost forgetting that you're in the midst of a painful divorce and that your husband is a cheating POS dirtbag that you would like to punch in the face every time you see him and then you receive an email like this:

I'm embarrassed that we live in a society like this. People actually work for a company like Ashley Madison? A company that touts cheating and hooking up just for the sake of it? How low our society has sunk that things like this are out there and embraced by so many people. Where have all the values and decency gone?

I'd like to write to Ashley Madison and tell them to fucking vet their email distribution list a little more closely because I'm the last person on earth that should receive an email like this. But the wonders of web tracking exist and I'm sure from visiting sites like match.com (when I think, maybe, possibly, I might find a man attractive again), Ashley Madison hooks on to my online presence and sends me shit like this.

I'm going to print the email out and set it ablaze with the new candle that I bought last weekend. The scent of Autumn Mist will cover the stench nicely.