Random Thoughts

Random things I've thought about recently -

1.) I need to get laid. 

2.) How can I accomplish #1? 

3.) Is 40 too old to be googling 'how to flirt?' 

4.) Should I be doing #3 at work? 

5.) Will Mr Restraining Order text me again? 

6.) Did the male coworker who just stopped by my desk see my computer screen displaying the Cosmopolitan article 'How To Flirt'? 

7.) I don't care if he did. (See #6) Maybe that will help me accomplish #1. 

8.) WILL Mr Restraining Order TEXT ME AGAIN???

9.) I really need to get laid.