Life is hard when you're a 'plotter' especially when you're an obsessive-compulsive one like me. Your thoughts and your days are spent worrying about every step you make. You think about the future incessantly. Should you look for another job? Should you sell your house? Should you this? Should you that? It's really quite exhausting.
I think my next step is going to be sending a letter to Kim Kardashian asking her to sponsor me in my divorce. I know she'll be sympathetic. She just went through a divorce recently. I'm pretty sure that's going to be my golden ticket to keeping my house and living happily ever after. I'm betting that I could survive this divorce if I had enough money for me and my kids, to keep us in the lifestyle that we are accustomed to. I probably wouldn't even miss my husband. Well, except for maybe his cooking. Damn, he's a good cook, and if there's one thing I hate to do, it's cook. But if Kim gives me enough money, I could hire my own personal chef and problem solved.
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