You Gotta Have Friends or Why Siri Sucks

Ever have one of those days where you hate your cheating husband, have a stent still inside of you and are constipated because of the medicine you're on? <raising my hand>

Who do you turn to in these hours of need? Your friends (and maybe a laxative). I was fantasizing about getting the kids kittens (when we know where we will be living in a few months, of course.) I asked a coworker if I should get cats or kittens? She said kittens of course. So I shared her wisdom with my BFF who is the queen of cats. Did she agree with the kittens over cats assessment?

Her response:

Hysterical laughter erupts as I try to decipher this message. I will be seeing BFF on Sunday for a translation. If anybody speaks fluent SIRI, please let me know.